Ashton and Mrs. Kutcher thought it was cute to nauseate the rest of us with a very public display of affection via twitter. I can think of better ways to initiate intimacy, but I am thankful it was Ashton andDemi rather than Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold or Speidi. Witnessing them sprinting towards the bedroom would be more than my delicate tummy could handle. Tweet on, you little lovebirds. Tweet on!
